The Bluff leaves no stone unturned in search of their newest member: Bass Wizard.
Could it be you?
Just a few questions..
Do you have friends?
If yes, do any of those friends play bass?
Are they terrible?
If not, TIGHT!
Tell ‘em to audition!
We’re trying to find our next low freq-freak that wants to smush their mind chromosomes with us and make music babies. You know the vibe. We’re looking for that soul crushing fuzz drenched bass that cascades in waves down upon our ragdoll bodies. You know, a bass surgeon that can operate with the fragility of a whisper, painting a tortured sonic landscape. We need a coal shovelin’ stoker who ain’t afraid to get dirty, a chugging locomotive in the pocket of a seductive 1-4-5. And dressed to kill.
If you know who this might be, forward them this email or direct ‘em HERE. This way they can send over their DMOTPE2000™ and we can meet them in person.
We thank ye.Apply to Audition for Bass